Cat Rules 101: The Scourge of the Dread Vacuum Monster

The Vacuum Monster {ˈvakˌyo͞o(ə)m ˈmänstər}, or catattacus horriblis, is the hereditary enemy of all feline kind. While the Vacuum Monster has been tenuously domesticated by the cat’s human servants, the threat of this alien being, and its legendary reign of terror over living creatures is well documented and the feline must exercise all caution, even removing himself from its presence, in order to maintain from a position of safety, strict observation and monitoring, should the creature wrest control from its temporary restraints and bring havoc and destruction to the world.