Please note: this is the Master Rule, the Rule that Must Not Be Broken.
Rule 1 is to be noted and retained to memory completely and as follows: Breakfast is not just the most important meal, but it is the most important thing. Ever. In the Whole. Wide. World. Breakfast in itself is so powerful a thing that the anticipation of breakfast erases the memory of every other good thing that has ever happened in the history of time including dinner the night before (and all the breakfasts and dinners in the past) AND IN PARTICULAR IT SHOULD BE KNOWN THAT BREAKFAST IS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN CIVILIZATION AND THE FORCES OF EVIL, GOD HELP US, WOMAN, OPEN THE DAMN CAN!!!
“One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.”