Cat Rules 101: Rule 911

Rule 911: Emergency Search and Seizure

Any cat who has achieved the rank of Detective Inspector must be allowed immediate and unquestioned access to all unauthorized parcels or boxes.

 

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  1. That’s D.I. Ferguson at work. You can’t even pet him unless you allow yourself to be totally smelled, pass the smell test and complete any outstanding paperwork prior to receiving authorization to touch.

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