Nano Poblano Name Game Blog Hop

nanopoblano2014subYay! It’s my turn to comment on the most unusual name I’ve ever heard.   Thank you so much, Nerd in the Brain, for tagging me. In turn, I would like to tag Cheney at Blog Apocolypse.  Being in the hospitality biz, I know she’s heard some awesome names!

THE RULES FOR THE NAME GAME BLOG HOP:

  1. Write a paragraph or two about somebody from an ordinary walk of life with an unordinary name. It can either be a true story about somebody you know with that name, or a fictional piece about somebody with a name you made up.
  2. After you’re done posting your story, send me an email to markbialczak@gmail.com with your Blog Hop II, your blog name and either TRUE STORY or MADE IT UP in the subject line.
  3. Pick another Nano Poblano team member from the home blog roll page and tag them on their About page. Try to spread the wealth around from Fish of Gold’s original blog hop to start, but duplication is OK as the month rolls along.
  4. The writing cutoff is Nov. 28. By the end of Nov. 29, email to me at markbialczak@gmail.com a list with a guess of TRUE STORY or MADE UP for each post on the blog hop. Put Blog Hop II, Final Guesses in the subject line.
  5. The Nano Poblano team member with the most correct answers wins a special prize, which I will mail to them. That means you will have to email me your address if you win.
  6. Add your link to the chain of writers.
  7. Have fun.

I’m from the South; Alabama to be precise and I can say with all confidence that nutty stuff “don’t get much deeper on the ground” than it gets around there. I grew up in a society where it’s perfectly normal to give your baby a first name that’s the last name of someone important (or rich) in your family. I went to school with a flock of dainty little girls with forenames like Thompson, Finley and Davis, and I’m pretty sure at some point between us my sister and I dated a Hamilton, a Jackson and a Tucker or two.

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That said, I have heard some very unusual names in my life, but the craziest of all, I think, would be my great-grandparents’ neighbor, Mr. Opelika. The Opelika’s are an old, old Alabama family (the town of Opelika, near Auburn University, was named after them).

My Daddy used to tell me stories about when he was a little boy and would visit his Nanna and Papoo at their place in the country (the bizarre monikers Southerners give their grandparents being entirely different post). He and the other kids living up and down the dirt road would try to spy on Mr. Opelika, who had become grumpy and anti-social after Mrs. Opelika passed away.

From what I’ve heard, he was a pretty colorful ol’ coot.

He hated dogs, so instead he kept a flock of guinea hens in his front yard to warn him of strangers.  The hens screamed and honked at everything that moved and terrorized the little boys with their sharp beaks and vindictive natures.

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Mr. Opelika was fond of firearms and had an old cap-and-ball pistol, which he would fire at midnight every New Year’s Eve, “to scare off the devil.”

He had a huge colony of bees and collected their honey, which he begrudgingly doled out to the surrounding families at Christmas time.

The absolute best thing about Mr. Opelika?

His first name was Balthazar.

No one called him Balthazar, of course; they called him Henry, which was his middle name.  Or in my Dad’s case, he was always to be called Mr. Opelika. Had he not been so grumpy and reclusive, it would have been “Mr. Henry,” since he was a neighbor; with that respectful familiarity Southern children once used to address adult friends of their family.

I think Balthazar Henry Opelika may be the most fabulous name I have ever heard.  Should I become a celebrity and travel incognito or should I one day turn to writing porn, that will be my alias.

Those peppers who have participated in the fun thus far:

Markbialczak
Silver Threading
The Chatter Blog
MeWhoAmI
Lindaghill
Lucy at the Excessive Gardener
DebraB at Debra Books
Mindful Digressions
Fish of Gold
Snoskred
Crawford’s Creative Corner
Love Marriage Worms
Chasing Destino
Nerd in the Brain

Drunk on Life

 

A thank you note to the lady in the gas station bathroom

Dear lady in the plaid shirt in the truck stop bathroom in Eufala, Alabama;

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Thank you for reaching over to my sink from your side of the counter and turning on my faucet for me.

I realize my somewhat frenzied hand waving in front of the taps may have led you to assume I was having a breakdown or perhaps trying to land an imaginary plane.

You had no way of knowing that I work in a place where everything in the bathrooms is automated and in order to get soap/water/paper towels you have to make a gesture within the motion-sensor range of the dispenser.

I’m sure I would have eventually figured it out, but you were there and took direct action. Bless your kind and helpful heart.

I’m sure we have given each other a good story.

And yes, you can quote me…

My writing inspiration today is drawn from a list of blog prompts put together by the lovely Rarasaur and kindly shared by Fish of Gold.

“Start with a quote that represents how you want to live your life– explain it.”

I find it fascinating that one of my all time favorite quotes is from someone famous for not speaking, silent-film actress Mary Pickford.

“You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.”

This is such an amazing and powerful set of words and they have been so true in my life that I want to tattoo them on the back of my hand or somewhere else I will never lose them, somewhere I can see them every single time some rogue day gets the jump on me and beats me into a stupor.

It reminds me not to give up on myself.

It reminds me of other wonderful words, these from the German philosopher Goethe.

“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”

November Begins:Tiny Peppers, Another Swat at the Novel and Dia de Los Muertos Festivities.

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Hallowe’en was always such a big deal to me in my past: as a bartender and bar owner, the holiday glittered with a stream of boozy parties and sexy costumes stretching over at least a week’s time. 2014-11-01 15.30.59_resized

Thanksgiving and Christmas being such “family” holidays, Hallowe’en was the last big-kid crazy dress up party until New Year’s Eve rolled around; December 31st’s less alluring and amateur debauchery segueing into the bleak abstinence of holiday-free January and Christmas credit card bills. Whoopin’ it up on Hallowe’en was the real “ring out the old year” and the glamor, fun and participating party peeps made it the highlight of my season.

Now that I’m all old and married (a relatively recent state for both), Hallowe’en has shifted a bit – struggling to find its place in my new life.

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Last year’s Steampunk costume

I will forever love dolling up in costumes, but David hates nightclub events and honestly, I’m a bit tired of them-I’ve certainly had my share. Thank goodness one of my best friends, Laura, hosts a fabulous Halloween house party every year with a large group of very pleasant creative types in our age range who actually enjoy dressing up, so we’ve still managed to incorporate a little (mildly) boozy soiree and some (slightly more age-appropriate) sexy costumes.

This year the party is tonight, November 1st, so she’s rocking a Dia de los Muertos theme. Stay tuned for deets and pics tomorrow – we’re getting ready right now and I’m as giddy as a little kid – must be the ghost of Halloween past!

Today also starts a month-long commitment to writing.

I’ve somewhat foolishly (really, me, foolish?) signed up for National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) and National Blog Posting Month (NaBloPoMo) and the most fun of all, Nano Poblano, a special bloggers’ support group for NaBloPoMo participants.

I struggled through and failed to complete NaNoWriMo last year, but I struggled through (and completed) NaBloPoMo last year. I may not have written anything ground breaking – the novel certainly languished with no love, but I was thrilled to survive at least one writing challenge. This year I’m going to dust off the book (hee!) one more time and see what happens, but if anything, I’m going to work the hardest at a blog post every day, because I. CAN. DO. IT.

Most of all, I’m really looking forward to meeting a bunch of new people this year and reading some wonderful stuff. Thanks, guys, so much for including me in Nano Pobleno. I’ll pepper you all with the same support and encouragement.

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Dammit! Our Uber driver is here and I’ve got to run. Happy Dia de los Muertos, NaBloPoMo, Nano Poblano, NaNoWriMo and oh yeah, Happy Movember November to you all!

Clusterflake 2014

If you are bored with reality TV and the current Sochi Olympic conspiracy dramas, you may have watched the news enough recently to know that metropolitan Atlanta and parts of the Southeastern US have been hit by wintry weather the past 3 days.

While it’s a perfectly valid point that most Atlantans lack the driving skills, 4-wheel drive vehicles or snow chains necessary to safely navigate icy roads and therefore should stay off the streets, there’s still a lot of inherent humor in that the hub of of the New South has been effectively shut down over 1/4 inch of ice.

My favorite of the Ice-pocolyptic images currently floating around Facebook:
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(couldn’t find who to credit the photo to, but “Bravo” to you, unknown Photoshopper! And umm, that’s Atlanta’s own Big Chicken floating around in the back, for all you out-of-towners!)

Next up: the Big Thaw 2014

NaBloPoMo Day 30: To the victor…

…belong the spoils.

All 30 of them.

I cannot believe I actually survived NaBloPoMo: 30 days. 30 blogs. I think that’s pretty damn skippy for someone who’s averaged 4-5 blogs a year for the last 3 years.

Now I just need to focus on content.

It’s been a really provocative challenge. I almost quit about 28 times.

There were nights I verbally “barfed” on the keyboard and hit “post” at 11:59 p.m. and went back after 12:00 a.m. and edited. There were times I should have gone back after 12:00 a.m. and edited but fell asleep instead.

Ouch.

I’ve learned the value of a quick and dirty “weekly photo challenge,” when words have failed me. Daily prompts have become my blogging BFF.

Most importantly, I’m developing the habit of writing. I’m finding that if I start throwing the words out there, no matter how random or vague, I can push through the “block” that so frequently cripples me. Once I get a sentence down, the Edit Monster can take over and make something of the garbage: fine tune it, focus it, even take it a different, better direction.

I think the most important aspect of this challenge has been finding some really talented writers to follow and learn from. I’ve been blown away at the kindness of total strangers who have stopped by my blog to encourage and support me.

I’ve even come out of my shell enough to make tentative comments on a few blogs I really enjoy. It’s hard for me to do – I feel my opinion doesn’t matter much to someone who doesn’t know me from Jack, but I’ve been seeing (and have experienced myself) how appreciated comments can be, even as innocuous as the ones I’ve hesitantly left. Again, I’m learning.

And one more major piece of wisdom gleaned:

When completely barren of ideas or inspiration,

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toss out some ragingly fabulous nature.

NaBloPoMo Day 27: Vacation Nirvana

I am on vacation.

Fur realz.

It’s just like Valhalla, except without the nine, white-armed virgins.

I’m so overwhelmed with joy just to be away from work/obligations/weekday stress. We are in the most amazing house I’ve ever been in, which happens to be in located in the North Georgia mountains, but could more aptly be described as Real World, Jasper (GA).

So instead of writing, may I let my frenzied brain relax and treat you to gorgeous vistas viewed from a saturation of relaxation and happiness (and wonderful food and wine)? I’ll be back tomorrow to be Thankful, as this is a massively abundant Thanksgiving and I want to express how grateful I am for all the blessings in my life.

For now, I would like to leave you with wishes for sweet dreams, the most amazing Thanksgiving ever and all the love and joy and turkey you can hold.

Sending you sunsets and vistas and wide open spaces….
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NaBloPoMo Day 21: Labeled

I’m too fried to even write.

I’ve been working ’til 8 or 9 every night this week. My brain is crispy around the edges from churning out so many proposals and contracts for holiday parties. I’m worried about my Mom – I just found out she’s going in for unplanned heart surgery tomorrow. I miss my husband and I’m anxious and fretting; harried and harassed about a thousand other things.

I’m trying to focus on the good.

I just found out that today in the blogosphere, it’s International Label Day.

According to the Urban Dictionary, International Label Day celebrates the beauty of the words we choose to let shape us, the subcultures that we are proud to be part of, and the surprising meaning of the labels we all choose for ourselves.

There are so many words to describe me, so many labels that shape me.

Today, however, I just want to stop for a minute and be this – THANKFUL.

For so, so many things, most importantly…
my wonderful family. Mom, Dad, mother-in-law, sister, nieces and nephews, cousins…all of them. The whole kit and kaboodle.

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My funny, sweet, loving fur kids who fill my life with consistent joy.

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and Brodie.

and Brodie.

and my husband, who has brought so much love and meaning to my life.
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Stamp me grateful.

NaBloPoMo Day 20: Of Note…

The inspiration for this blog came from very charming posts this week by Thisblogisepic, and Rarasaur, who both wrote about a current Facebook quiz where you share little know facts about yourself to your friend list.

It was so much fun reading their stories, that I thought I would share mine. So this is for my friend Laura, who originally tagged me on Facebook, and any of you out there who appreciate a little randomness!

1. My parents originally planned to name me Kelly. I ended up a Kimberly, but according to my mother; when filling out my birth certificate, my father misspelled my middle name, which should not have had an “e.”

2. About seven years ago, while vacationing in L.A., I sang karaoke at a bar in the Valley with some of the guys from Alice In Chains. We weren’t on the stage at the same time, but my friends and I hung out Sean and Jerry and went to a party with them afterwards.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is my rock star story.

3. One of my cousins, I think third or fourth removed? was the governor of Alabama. Twice.
That is my famous relative story…

well…

4. My great, great, great (?) grandfather was Frank James, brother of Jesse James. Generally, I feel the outlaw gene has skipped a few generations.
And then there’s rush hour.

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image from dreadcentral.com


5. I was an extra (the math teacher) in the made-for-MTV Movie, My Super Psycho Sweet Sixteen: Part Two. I hung out most of the day eating Cheetos from craft services in exchange for $77 after taxes and about 3 seconds of air time, in a background shot while the main character gave a speech.

6. I’ve had the same cell phone number since 1994.

7. About three years ago, I pitched a TV show to the Food Network (they ultimately turned it down. Boo!) I will try again.

8. Before our family wedding in Augusta last December, David and I were secretly married on a helicopter while flying over downtown Atlanta.
It was fun and romantic and awesome, just like my husband.

Aerial nuptials!

Aerial nuptials!

9. I was a bartender (in some form or fashion) for over 20 years. I credit it for my ability to find a way to talk to anyone at anytime.
I make a mean cocktail, as well. Perhaps a more valuable skill.

10. The first interview I ever did as a journalist was with the Amazing Kreskin. I was a freshman in college at the University of South Alabama, writing for the Vanguard. I remember that during the show, he hypnotized a guy to think he was a chicken.
I want that power…

especially during rush hour.